lonsthedon:

one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

intranet:

gnarlykickflip:

intranet:

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

biff-donderglutes:

somebody shoot this guy so he stops making stuff happen in the world

unclefather:

me while wearing a watch: go ahead. Ask me what time it is

medusagirlfriend:

i like to feel love…. i love it…. i love it

ina-gartens-weave:

wanderthewoods:

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?

beheeyem:

me posting about shit NO ONE fucking cares about besides me

image

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might have a look on the computer and see whats on there

wifiwife:

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

Anonymous said: wtf why are you kin with Hitler ?? the fuck ??

lordwaily:

mysweetstruggles:

i can’t control my kin?? i didn’t wnat this either,but i just know i have memories ofmy past and im relalyl sorry

Legendary post

azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS